Olaf Falafel: My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away. Jack Skipper: I failed RE. Couldn’t believe it when I found out. I was like: “Oh Jason Christ!” Zoë Coombs Marr: My girlfriend told me she’s never seen the film Gaslight. I told her: “Yeah you have … we watched it together.” Eleanor Morton: How do you know that Edinburgh is the most haunted city in the UK? You measure it with a spirit level. Amy Mason: I recently read 10% of sheep are gay – turns out there’s nowt so queer as flock. Raul Kohli: My aunty is Indian, German and a terrible human being. She’s the curry wurst. Louise Atkinson: I call myself the Yorkshire Shakira; her hips don’t lie, and mine don’t faff about. Abby Wambaugh: Cabinets: what are they hiding? Tables: are they really furniture – or just more floor on stilts? Demi Adejuyigbe: I don’t like when a casino says: “House rules.” It got a little boring for me in the last season. Chris Turner: The Romans invented Vaseline. Or was it Ancient Grease?