Football Daily | Pep Guardiola, APT and a mixed day for Manchester City

  • 11/22/2024
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PREMIER LEAGUE 1-0 MANCHESTER CITY? “I’m not moving, I can assure you,” husked Pep Guardiola in the social media drop announcing his contract extension until 2027. The clip focuses on Pep’s crow’s feet and coal-black eyes, each line possibly marking the efforts required to win the multiple trophies he has brought Manchester City. Still, in bringing the news City fans so craved, it was understated, low-budget even, in these times of people living their best lives on Insta-disgraces with the production values of Kevin Costner’s vehicle Waterworld. Football Daily has seen higher budget gender reveal videos, greater expense shelled out on web adverts for growing your hair back and injecting lead into the pencil. (It’s not just us, right, who are getting these?) But why such parsimony? Perhaps the legal department had been in touch. City’s collection of m’learned friends, some of them on Kevin De Bruyne wages, it is said, were facing down a significant defeat in their battle to take down the football establishment. They needed enough votes to blow out the Premier League’s rewriting of the associated party transaction rules but, aside from Aston Villa, Newcastle and Nottingham Forest, found not enough takers. Droned a Friday PL statement: “The purpose of the APT rules is to ensure clubs are not able to benefit from commercial deals or reductions in costs that are not at fair market value (FMV) by virtue of relationships with associated parties.” In other words, City’s ownership’s adjacency to a series of businesses in the UAE does not mean they can receive a blank cheque from companies that may or may not be owned by the relatives of their owner, Sheikh Mansour, a private individual according to City, but who happens to be the current vice-president and deputy prime minister of the United Arab Emirates and member of the ruling family of Abu Dhabi. What does that mean for well, you know, actual football, the stuff you read this email for? Er, it probably means it may not be quite so easy for Pep and incoming sporting director Hugo Viana to buy every player on the market required to replace the ageing legs of De Bruyne, Kyle Walker, Bernardo Silva, John Stones and/or stand in for Rodri while he recovers from knee knack. City had previously lawyered up to overturn pesky measures of fair market value and smash the saboteurs in a case that may or may not be related to ongoing financial charges (is it 115 or is it 130?) the club’s legal team are also fighting and that the club deny. For those Blues who now get their kicks from lawyerball rather than watching their team crush everyone in sight, this appears a significant blow. Though they did have that special night when they celebrated shareholder value being brought into the picture, a kick against the dastardly red cartel seeking to end their flying on a blue dream. Elsewhere, possibly relevant: City face Tottenham on Saturday, having lost their previous four. QUOTE OF THE DAY “Latte art is a little hobby of mine. I did a course where they taught you how to extract coffee and how to foam milk correctly. I bought my machine as a sort of treat to myself after promotion … It is a serious piece of kit. I use it most days. We have a barista here but if she is away, the lads are like: ‘Come on, Yatesy, give us a flat white’” – Nottingham Forest’s Ryan Yates discusses his coffee hobby, hotel spinach and why he wanted to sign his new contract in a snorkel in this superb interview with Ben Fisher. FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS The English National Opera, which is decamping from London to Manchester, is promising projects bringing together opera and football. I see opportunities here for an entirely new, star-studded international operatic repertoire, featuring ‘Don Carlos Tevez’, ‘The Marriage of Figo’, ‘Thuramdot’ and, for local City fans, ‘Tosca Bobb’. And presumably there’ll be a penalty aria – Adrian Irving. Re. this on the LDV Vans Auto Windscreen trophy (yesterday’s News, bits and bobs): ‘And the Bristol Street Motors Trophy is being rebranded – mid-competition, no less – to the Vertu Trophy. You’ll doubtless be reassured the EFL has provided a pronunciation guide: VUR-CHOO.’ Seems like typical Vurchoo-signalling to me – Mark Read. Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is … Adrian Irving, who lands their very own piece of Football Weekly merch. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here.

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